Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Is this like a preordered booty call?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize