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(404): View more from Georgia

Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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(775): View more from Nevada

they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.

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(206): View more from Washington

I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.

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(714): View more from California

we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

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(217): View more from Illinois

Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!

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(518): View more from New York

Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook

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