No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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