She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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