is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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