no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics