Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.