FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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