Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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