Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I have peed in a lot of sinks
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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