If i come over, it means nothing
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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