I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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