Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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