Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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