Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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