check it out our google latitudes are spooning
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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