The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The best revenge is premature balding
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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