we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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