Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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