i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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