What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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