Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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