I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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