is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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