Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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