U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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