he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Randomize
