The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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