she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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