Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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