when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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