at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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