Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
They took my balls.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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