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HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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