is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
