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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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