If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
sex in a hospital.. check
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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