it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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