im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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