I'm really into asian looking animals
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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