i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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