I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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