I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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