they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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