BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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