i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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