Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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