all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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