Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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