So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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