Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
