Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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