i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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