Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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