Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
how drunk are you?
Several
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
