What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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